Argent Provocateur
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Posted:Sep 29, 2024 7:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2024 10:37 am 2255 Views
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So I have a pic of my girls in an everyday bra. Some faceless f**kwit has messaged me saying I need to update my lingerie wardrobe. I have very nice, lacy, sexy more exposing lingerie. But for comfort and everyday wear those are the bras I wear. If you date me or want to buy me bras I wear Argent Provocateur. Message me for size or actually read my profile 😊👍
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Todays offering
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Posted:Sep 22, 2024 7:38 am
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2024 12:44 pm 4289 Views
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So I have a cat that lives outside unless it is winter. She was meowing at the door and wouldn’t come in. So I asked if she was a vampyre and needed to be asked in. She meowed again. I then invited her in using different Vampyre names. She came in on Colin Robinson. Since when has my cat watched What We Do In The Shadows. Since when has she changed sex. Why is she now identifying as an Energy Vampyre 🙅🏼♀️. What am I missing about my cat 🐈⬛ 🙅🏼♀️
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Todays Hobbiting Adventure
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Posted:Sep 21, 2024 12:23 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2024 7:30 am 4713 Views
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Today I went to the local County Show. There was food in abundance. There was craft in abundance. There were farm animals in abundance. And I was with friends. But my life still is missing my Gandalf. Still missing the kink I want and need. I am only a partially fulfilled Hobbit 😌
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How do you trap a Hobbit?
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Posted:Sep 19, 2024 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2024 11:32 pm 5046 Views
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So I was over on the TicketyTok universe and a post about Hobbits popped up. Actually it was a video of a WitchKing laying a trap for a Hobbit. I have to say it was ingenious and yes I would fall for it. My question is how would you trap a Hobbit?
I will tell you his trap later. I want to know yours 😜
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A Hobbiting Sunday
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Posted:Sep 15, 2024 5:06 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2024 11:56 am 5902 Views
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Today I am doing the thing I do second best. My first best is kink but it can be a little tricky doing it solo. So I am cooking a roast dinner. There will of course be po-Tay-toes, roast of course. With roast shallots and roast parsnips. I will also do boiled cabbage with leeks and boiled carrots . Not sure on the protein as I don’t eat meat. So I will see what I have in the freezer. I am of course wearing jogging bottoms. Today’s hoodie is black and says on the front Gallifrey University Academy of Time Lords 😁.
Hope you all have a glorious Sunday wherever you are
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So what’s your dress style
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Posted:Sep 14, 2024 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 9:28 am 6439 Views
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Mine is jogging bottoms and a hoodie. I want it to say I am cooling down after 3 back to back marathons. But in fact it says I am middle aged, drink wine and watch Netflix. Also I have a cat 😂😂😂
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Naughty Hobbit
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Posted:Sep 13, 2024 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2024 9:27 am 6919 Views
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So several male humans( I presume human) have sent me dick pics. Now I haven’t asked for these and due to the nature of the site is expected. A couple have asked for a pic in return. So I duly reciprocated. Only I just copied and pasted others dick pics and said this is mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What a fuck up
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Posted:Sep 13, 2024 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2024 11:54 am 6882 Views
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So in trying to find my niche in blogging, I thought I would add a poll. Well that was a disaster. Not sure if it was subject matter or people just don’t like polls? Oh well we live and learn.
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Today is a Hobbit day
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Posted:Sep 12, 2024 1:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2024 9:59 am 7254 Views
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I woke early so I arose from my bed. I decided to have breakfast of tea and cereal. I then read ( pestilence from the Four Horseman set). I then showered and dressed. Decided it was time for second breakfast and had crumpets and coffee. It is a nice sunny day here in the Shires. I will walk to work.
Se no whinging 😊
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