ALKO's Fucking Machine, 2012:
This post, with poll, is about fucking machines. Fucking machines are mechanical sex machines devised to simulate penetrative sex, whether vaginal or anal penetrative sex.
According to Wikipedia, a fucking machine is "a penetrating machine which works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft tipped by a dildo." That's enough science!
Fucksaws and drilldos are hand-held fucking machines. Their names, clearly coined by men, are dreadful.
As far as I'm aware, robots haven't yet been developed to have penetrative sex with humans.
Just to avoid any confusion, this post and poll isn't concerned with battery-operated vibrators nor fleshlights.
Rotwang81's Sex Machine:
In her The Color of Kink book, Ariane Cruz, an academic from Pennsylvania State University, wrote: "David Levy [a Scottish chess player and businessman] dates the first known sex machine, a primitive self-operated device that sprayed milk into the vagina to mimic semen, to 1900." She argues that fucking machines "are avatars of their largely white male architects" and reinforce "how the production of black female sexuality is imbricated with that of white male sexuality." This is what's called in sociological circles, intersectionality, with gender, race and sexuality (though not class and disability this time) being thrown in to explain social phenomena.
One well known fucking machine is the Sybian, sometimes called the Sybian saddle. Invented by Dave Lampert, the Sybian entered the market in 1987. Though featuring in many porn films, the Sybian gained prominence and even notoriety when it was featured on The Howard Stern Show in 2006 when Howard Stern persuaded Carmen Electra to ride a Sybian.
Richard Wallace's Sex Machine:
Have you had experience with a fucking machine? If so, were you being penetrated or operating the machine while penetrating someone else?
And if so, did you enjoy the fucking machine experience?
Have you ridden a Sybian? If so, did you enjoy the experience?
I've never been fucked by a fucking machine and I've never ridden a Sybian. However, I have operated a fucking machine while my then partner was being machine-fucked. She nor I enjoyed the experience. The fucking machine seemed to take no prisoners. It was all-or-nothing with very little in-between.
Another partner once rode a Sybian at a sex party. She didn't enjoy the experience. The host had set the controls too hard and too fast for her and other women. The Sybian was supposed to be a party icebreaker, but it had no such effect. A hot tub is a much better icebreaker because the hot bubbling water subtly tempts guests to get naked and naughty.
Below is a poll where you can anonymously indicate your experiences of fucking machines. Multiple selections are allowed for the poll.
Agnes Denes' Liberated Sex Machine - Blue, 2013:
This post follows on from my FANCY A FACIAL?, FANCY A CHOKE?, FANCY A RIM?, FANCY A SPIT-ROAST?, FANCY A SPANK?, FANCY A WAX?, FANCY A ROLE?, FANCY A GOLDEN SHOWER?, FANCY A TITFUCK?, FANCY A PEEP?, FANCY A SQUIRT?, FANCY A BLINDFOLD?, FANCY A GROUP?, FANCY A TRIBUTE?, FANCY A TEABAG? and FANCY A PEG? blog posts in a series about various sexual acts. Below, as the first comment, is a summary of the results of a poll contained in my last blog post on pegging - see FANCY A PEG?.
garrache makrem's Sex Machine:
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Looks like I'm an outlier...Years ago, I bought a Caesar Machine (see photo) for playtime during the FMF threesomes the wife and I used to have. It was quite a hit with those I used it on. Even did a DP on one guest with it. It got so much use that the motor started seeping oil, and it finally overheated. The other "machine" I dabbled with was a Sawzall with a dildo attachment. One women I used it on could damn near go full speed! (Like I commented in a recent post of yours, Ohio is a very kinky state)
Full-speed was too much for my then partner who wasn't from Ohio!
You know this is an interesting poll, and lots of people enjoy fucking machines. When they first came out my hubby said that's what I needed..
But it's all good I like real myself as I am not really into the toy thing as they can't kiss you and give you great oral!!
I am glad you got to enjoy them with your partner. And I hope your Tuesday is filled with many sexy temptations too..
So far more people like operating than being penetrated by a fucking machine.
Dated a German chic....she was a machine with inverted nips!
Germany is renowned for its engineering.
Thanks for stopping by.
While I will always prefer man over machine, when there are long periods of celibacy, having some thrust to augment my vibrator might be pleasurable.
But I'd never spend the money.
Good fucking machines aren't cheap to buy.
Not until we reach Blade Runner level replicants will i be willing to be with a machine.
Blade Runner will be nigh!
I'd never seen it before, but near the end of my first FMF with S and T, S pulled out her (fairly crude) "penetrating machine which works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft tipped by a dildo" and said she would ride it while I fucked T. Not wanting to make a fuss I went along. But during our second FMF, I had the two ladies squat over me side by side, then gave a few pumps into one, switched to the other, and went back and forth. That's my favorite kind of fuck machine - ME!
James Brown would be proud of you!
some of these date back to over 50 years ago and were featured in a film called love doctors
I've not come across The Love Doctors film. I'll check it out.
No, they've never used one of those sybian devices on me, I haven't even seen one in person, but if my partner asks me, I wouldn't have any problem trying it.
The Sybian is shaped like and the size of a horse saddle.
@spunkycumfun yes, of course! , is meant for "riding", but I prefer to ride a guy than a machine
I am so classic ...
@AuraAviatik6 Humans are much better than machines!
@spunkycumfun Incomparably better!
@sexstarvedme1966 I've heard of parlour games and I've heard of massage parlours, but Sybian parlours are new to me!
@sexstarvedme1966 I can't see local authorities here allowing such a parlour to do business.
@sexstarvedme1966 A few sex clubs may have a Sybian for use.
@sexstarvedme1966 I can see your dilemma.
absolutely loved the experience
Fucking machines seems to attract mixed reviews but I'm glad you loved the experience.
I have a machine have to say it's a good time but do much more fun with someone to help. Ive always wanted a sybian. Someday I will have one. With those it's smart to have a spotter in case you pass out lol.
Sybians are expensive, I believe.
@spunkycumfun yes over 1k so probably never experience that also I don't share toys but have been asked to use others Sybian I declined they said You can watch me clean it. Nope wasn't worth it for me. If I had though I'm sure I'd have one by now I bet there very addictive.
@Jamierain1000 I'm sure a Sybian wiped with a sterile wipe is clean enough to use.
@spunkycumfun probably my lose but you never know someone may ask me again
@Jamierain1000 I hope you get another Sybian chance.
@spunkycumfun I know I'd throughly enjoy it.
@Jamierain1000 I think you would!
Might make for an interesting experience 🤔
I found it interesting but not particularly erotic.
One time at a biker rally, we saw an exercise bike. The owner of it had cut a hole in the seat, and inserted a large dildo that was connected to the pedals. The faster you pedaled, the faster the dildo penetrated you. I wanted to ride it, but we didn't know who else had ridden it before we got there. Didn't have a condom for it. Sketchy.
It's a shame you never got to ride that bike.
It is, but we were cautious.
No thanks! Worst case scenario would be the machine crushing my balls. 😱😂
They're my thoughts too!
Have you had experience with a fucking machine? Nope.
Have you ridden a Sybian? Nope.
I am very open minded. If the devices could be easily controlled - start slow and build - I would be very interested in trying it out.
The speed and thrust of a Sybian is quite easy to control.
I've been penetrated by a fucking machine... my bf wanted me to try it... but neither of us liked it. It lacks all the things I like about having a man inside me... the feel, the sounds he makes, the flexing and straining of his muscles as he fucks.
A fucking machine is mechanical sex. I wouldn't want to be machine-fucked.
@spunkycumfun I always like to try things before I decide...
@onelasttry20 That's an admirable open-minded attitude.
Straight so no desire to have used on. Never seen one in person. Think the movie was called Burn after Reading, where the character played by George Clooney built one in his pancake. Would like to own one and operate regularly
Man cave not pancake
Nice illustrations and schematics
That's a risqué role for George Clooney.
@spunkycumfun a movie should have on to watch list
@bignicktx I'll look out for it. Thanks.
I've no experience with sybians, I think I'd appreciate being present and having the controls. I've used an oral tongue device, but it wasn't appreciated, the real thing was preferred by us both, so that's a little ribbon for me
I'd say my favorite machine as human powered and I think it may have been in the sex museum in NYC for a while. It was named the FUCK BIKE I believe. It is a fantastically long invention involving a person powered bicycle with many series of chains, sprockets, and cranks, culminating into a rod with a dildo tipping it for penetration.
Now that device I'd love to operate as it's interactive on the most intimate physical scale for both operator and receiver.
Edit
I've located it. It's FUCK BIKE #001
What a machine!
The fuck bike does sound quite an incredible machine, and cycling is both a healthy and a green activity!
@spunkycumfun just doing my part to offset climate change.
If you search Fuck Bike #001 there's a terrific video of it in action on evergreen.
I'm not technically savvy and couldn't successfully post a link here.
It's quite the sight
@russellfireside I'll check the Fuck Bike out. Thanks for the lead.
Nearly 70 people voted in a poll about pegging on my FANCY A PEG? blog post. Not a great turnout.
Just under 15 per cent of poll respondents have been peggers and just over 30 per cent have been peggees. Nearly all peggers and peggees liked the pegging experience.
The majority of respondents, both men and women, hadn't tried pegging. And the majority who haven't pegged or haven't been pegged show little inclination to dip their toes into the pegging world.
Pegging is clearly a minority pastime. It seems pegging is a bit like Marmite, a minority loving it but a majority hating the thought of it. Marmite, despite being invented by a German scientist, is a quite a popular British (vegan) yeast extract spread made from the leftovers of beer brewing. Unilever, who own the Marmite brand, coined the 'Love it or hate it' slogan when advertising the product. I love Marmite, and I love pegging!
Though pegging divides opinion, there are no discernible gender differences between men and women about pegging.
The poll isn't at all representative of either the wider population or even the wider membership here. The poll is just reflective of those who responded.