Stevie Laney's Very Flower Butt Plug sticker, 2023:
This post, with poll, is about butt plugs and anything else that gets shoved up one's bottom for sexual purposes. The post is mainly about butt plugs (anal dildos), anal beads and anal vibrators, though English cucumbers aren't ruled out.
In one chess tournament two years ago, Magnus Carlsen, the then reigning world champion, allegedly walked out of because he claimed that his opponent, Hans Niemann, was cheating by having smart anal beads up his bottom that vibrated to signal suggested moves. Chess is clearly a dirty game! This chess controversy hasn't been fully cleared up, so it may be an urban myth.
But the controversy does involve Magnus Carlsen, a Norwegian chess grandmaster, who was very recently thrown out of a prestigious chess tournament because he was wearing jeans but he was quickly reinstated when organisers changed the dress code rules. Magnus Carlsen is the superstar of chess.
Kiletop's Anal Beads:
Anal beads appeared in the video game South Park: The Fractured but Whole, released in 2017, as a weapon wielded by one of the priests. I've not played the game but I just hope it isn't Cartman who's the victim!
Paul McCarthy, an American installation/performance artist, created a statue called Santa Claus but widely known as the Buttplug Gnome for the International Sculpture Collection. The statue has had several homes but, because of local business opposition, it's moved about. The statue is now residing on the Eendrachtsplein in the Dutch city of Rotterdam - see below.
Paul McCarthy's Santa Claus, Rotterdam:
Paul McCarthy has form with butt plugs. Below is the then French President François Hollande almost hugging Paul McCarthy’s Tree, an inflatable Christmas tree resembling a butt plug artwork being exhibited in the middle of Paris, the Place Vendôme, in 2014.
Paul McCarthy's Tree, Paris:
Have you ever used a butt plug, anal beads and/or an anal vibrator? If so, did you like the experience?
And also if so, were you the recipient of a butt plug, anal beads and/or anal vibrator and/or was someone else the recipient?
What's the weirdest object you've had up your bottom or you've seen someone else have up their bottom?
I have lots of butt plug and anal beads experiences, both up my bottom and placing them up someone else's bottom. All my experiences have involved lots of lube and have all involved someone else. I've never shoved a butt plug or anal beads up my bottom without someone else being around.
Anal beads are just divine, whether up my or up someone else's bottom. The pleasure of well lubed anal beads going up one's bottom is great but the pleasure of anal beads being slowly pulled out from one's bottom is just intense. What is it about our bottom for pleasure? I guess it's the high concentration of nerve endings around one's anus!
I've had no experience of an anal vibrator. I'm not sure I'd want a vibrator up my bottom as control is somewhat lost.
I've not used anything other than a butt plug or anal beads up my or someone else's bottom. Not even an English cucumber! Unless butt plugs and anal beads are seen as weird, I don't do weird with bottoms!
Doctorpervic's Wooden Anal Dildos:
Below is a poll where you can anonymously indicate your experiences of butt plugs, anal beads, etc as a sexual practice. Multiple selections are allowed for the poll.
This post follows on from my FANCY A FACIAL?, FANCY A CHOKE?, FANCY A RIM?, FANCY A SPIT-ROAST?, FANCY A SPANK?, FANCY A WAX?, FANCY A ROLE?, FANCY A GOLDEN SHOWER?, FANCY A TITFUCK?, FANCY A PEEP?, FANCY A SQUIRT?, FANCY A BLINDFOLD?, FANCY A GROUP?, FANCY A TRIBUTE?, FANCY A TEABAG?, FANCY A PEG?, FANCY A MACHINE?, FANCY A GLORY HOLE?, FANCY A PERIOD?, FANCY A BOTTOM?, FANCY A SNACK?, FANCY A SNOWBALL?, FANCY A TORTURE? and FANCY A ROPE? blog posts in a series about various sexual acts. Below, as the first comment, is a summary of the results of a poll contained in my last blog post on torture play - see FANCY A ROPE?.
Paul McCarthy's Heidi, Midlife Crisis Trauma Center, 1992:
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I like anal sex (Ohh...what a way to start a sentence...) so...i have used plugs, beads, and even a vibrating plug a few times. I'm more a fan of the plug then beads, and surprisingly, really liked the vibrating ones the best. I draw the line on the plugs that light up though. I got one for Christmas and uh...once might be the most I'll ever use it
I take anal play a lot more seriously these days. As in prep, enema, fast...and what have you. The oddest thing I've let someone shove up was a bottle of wine. Not the whole thing. I mean, I'm not a professional 
. The object wasn't weird, but uh...it was at night, in his office, and there was no prep. So....he kinda pulled out what you'd expect. It was dark, we didn't see it happen, but we knew it the minute the smell hit. Needlesstosay, we packed up and cleaned up and left 
I'm pleased the bottle didn't break when in use.
No butt plugs, but I did have an ice cube in there a few times for a summer heat post and a candy cane was in there a few times when I did those Christmas posts. Had to be careful with that. 😊
I'm glad no candy cane got stuck. That would have been an embarrassing even if festive hospital admission!
@spunkycumfun Yes it would have embarrassing and I wouldn’t want to explain it to the hospital. 😱
@pacnwlover42 I think the hospital would know what happened!
well if it fits - I'll enjoy it!
That's good to hear. Thanks for stopping by.
It's incredible topic lol 🤣 is it really happening in chess ♟️♟️ game yeeeees lol 🤣🤣 really dirty game...i think i need to try Anal games they're delicious and interesting.. good you've experienced in this time it's really wonderful feeling isn't it?
Be careful who you play against in chess!
Anal play is great provided lots of lube is used.
@spunkycumfun great play yeeeees...chess always when you're playing need smart and clear minds i know... it's hard with me need practical on it
@Alfedofernanz200 I need lots of chess practice too.
@spunkycumfun good
When I was with my last lover, not D, we played with butt plugs starting little and moving up in size. My favorite vibrated and was called a prostate massager. It sure could make me hard and when she manipulated it would make me cum hard too. She would also cum from it with if vibrating on high and me playing with it getting to her G-spot from her butt.
Two words of caution. Plenty of lube and move up in size slowly.
Have a great rest of the month spunky and when you plug or get plugged may you turn on hard.
I've never had my prostate massaged, not even by a doctor!
@spunkycumfun I recommend you get a vibrating one and have a naked lover manipulate it for best effect. Doctors are far too clinical and I am sure would insist on keeping their clothes on.
@justskin1 I would insist my doctor keeps his clothes on!
English cucumbers work extremely well! They're typically 12-14 inches long and a nice girth. Regular cucumbers have more girth, but are shorter and can be hard to control when lubed up.
English cucumbers are the best!
Nothing up my bum. No interest in have placed plug and vibrator in others. Didn't do much for me, they mostly seemed to enjou
Like the statue in the Netherlands
It's exit only for you, which is healthy!
A former playmate liked to use a small butt plug during foreplay. It didn't hurt or anything, felt pretty good, especially since he used tons of lube. But the actual (vaginal) sex was better. We did have anal sex once while we were doing a FMF threesome and his other playmate was jealous that I could accommodate him. LOL
Lube is key with anal play.
I forgot to mention in my reply to the post that having a plug up your own ass or hers makes the sex feel different and often more intense. Is even better when both are plugged.
I have experienced anal beads, butt plug and an anal vibrator. Not all at the same time though. Yikes.
I have never stuffed someone else.
Nothing weird near my bottom. Too concerned about ending up at the emergency room, LOL.
There have been quite a few emergency room incidents involving butt plugs!
I have 5 plugs. 1 is to small never use it. 2 is bigger and i use it outside sometimes. 3 is bigger again and i use it sometimes when i masturbathe. 4 is bigger than that and i use it only to try. 5 is to big newer use it.
You have quite a collection. Too big can hurt even with lube!
I can proudly say that I have seen the Paul McCarthy Heidi piece up close and personal way back in 1996, along with some similarly unforgettable pieces by Jake and Dinos Chapman.
Anal beads are meh. Good for the first few times.
Butt plugs are fine but even better as a DP experience. Having said that, it's been literally years...
Vibrators of any type are not my thing.You know that queasy feeling when you hurt your funny bone? That.
No cukes either - who wants something cold(ish) up their fanny.
So far 15 people have claimed they've had a cucumber up their bottom!
Not a fan of butt plugs either, but I hope everyone who enjoys them continues too..
Butt plugs aren't for everyone.
I've used a variety of them on lovers past. For myself, a plug touted as a prostate massager, an experience I like for self love. Hadn't experienced anything like it. It'll cross your eyes and push that precum right out.
I've never had a prostate massage.
Any kind of butt play is just not on my radar,
I like a bit of butt play!
Welll.... to your questions: yes, yes, yes... and yes
I take that to be a big fat yes!
135 people voted in the poll about bondage play my FANCY A ROPE? blog post.
Over 45 per cent of poll respondents have tried bondage play with the vast majority liking the experience, whether as the bondaged, bondager or both. I thought the per centage of poll respondents trying bondage play would have been far higher.
There were no significant differences between men and women in liking bondage play, though slightly more men preferred being the bondager than the bondaged and far more women preferred being the bondaged than the bondager.
Of those who haven't tried bondage play, 40 per cent wanted to try the experience. Men were keener than women to try bondage play.
Handcuffs, rope and ankle cuffs were the most popular implements of bondage, followed by spreader bars, tape, cock cages and manacles/shackles. The least popular implements of bondage were cages, cellophane, chastity belts and St Andrew's crosses.
Twice as many respondents have used a cock cage than a chastity belt, perhaps suggesting there are more cuckolds than cuckqueans.
The poll isn't at all representative of either the wider membership here or even the wider population. The poll is just reflective of those who responded.