This Ain't About Sex - It's a Fking BLIZZARD!! First, to all who are in the path of Jonas, that big-ass storm moving across the country, I sincerely wish you warmth and safety for you and your loved ones. I live in the DMV, which is supposed to get the brunt of Jonas this weekend – 27-36 inches of snow, 30-60 mph winds and ice. State of emergency called and FEMA put on alert. Duck and cover. Don’t feel bad for me, though – I’m in sunny La Jolla, CA and have to stay 2 extra days in San Diego. Woe is NOT me!! HOWEVER, many people I know and love will be dealing with this, including my daughter and her new bride with all our pets at my place, hunkering down. I told all that work for me to stay their asses at home no matter what’s due for whom. That got me to wondering: Assuming all is safe, everyone’s fine, the house/apt has power and heat and you’re just riding things out, what do you like to do when you can’t get out for days? How do you keep from going stir crazy? Do you relax or do you try to have fun? Listen to music you haven't listened to for ages? I hope you don’t sit around and just worry…

Who can I breed this weekend? 😈 (South GA, East AL, North FL)

In St. Paul MN this weekend. Leaving Monday. I love a video vixen who worships BBC 😍

21 Things to stop giving a sht about in 2015 I found this on Facebook, thought it was rather sensible and even thought provoking. We tend to take things (life) way too seriously. Why? We don't get out alive. Enjoy! SWB Below are 21 things we are going to stop giving a shit about in 2015. What would you add? 1. Juice cleanses. Let's call a spade a spade and acknowledge that cleansing is less about health than about quick weight loss -- and if that's really your goal, there are healthier, longer-lasting ways to go about it. Solid foods FTW. 2. Wearing matching socks. One day we may find the land of lost single socks. But today is not that day. 3. Making plans with people you don't actually want to see, to do things you don't want to do. Obligation relationships aren't good for anyone. And even if someone you adore is inviting you out, if you'd rather eat your own hand than go clubbing, it's probably best to just say no. 4. People who don't understand why Queen Bey's feminism is important. Bye, haters. 5. Worrying about finding "the one." More doing fun things, less stressing about one's single status. 6. Breaking the Internet. If it ain't broke, why break it? 7. Getting tons of "likes" on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram. Better to 'gram your avocado toast and sunsets for your own enjoyment, "likes" be damned. 8. Anything "Princeton Mom" says. Single ladies don't need her brand of "straight talk." Neither do rpe survivors, or any other women, for that matter. 9. FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). We'd rather focus on truly enjoying the things we are doing. 10. Being embarrassed about wearing yoga pants in public. Look, they're comfy. 11. Losing that last five pounds. So many things taste better than skinny feels. 12. Wearing shoes that aren't comfortable. Hobbling around in pain makes any experience about 100x less pleasant. 13. Worrying that a romantic relationship doesn't check all the boxes on every "179,000 Ways To Know You're In The Right Relationship" list on the Internet. 14. Feeling guilty about going to bed early. True love means never having to apologize for your REM cycles. 15. Feeling guilty about staying in bed late on a weekend day. Clearly, we just really love sleep. 16. Not "putting yourself out there" in ways that your (well-meaning) friends and family think you should be. If there's something truly worth "getting out" for, you'll be motivated. 17. Eating gluten-free. Unless, of course, you are actually allergic to gluten. 18. Planning something epic for every birthday. Embrace simplicity. Day drinking at a bar or BBQing at a park can be just as fun (if not more fun) than having an expensive 28-person dinner followed by five other complicated activities. 19. Walking more Fitbit steps each day than your Fitbit "friends." Exercise is wonderful for your physical and mental health. We'd rather use that as the motivation than competing with or "beating" our friends. 20. People who don't give a shit about you. Again... bye, haters. 21. Trying to make everyone happy all of the time. Do what you can, and forgive yourself the rest. And perhaps take some time to focus on making yourself happy. Happy 2015, y'all!

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How long is too long??? A young girl that works for me, had this open discussion this weekend and I thought what a better place for this discussion ....... than AFF Land!! She is in her late 20's and he is well into his 50's. They have been messing around for about 2 years. They are not in a relationship, just strictly a sex relationship. Sometimes she can feel that he wants a little more but she basically just pushes all efforts away. Her question / point of heated discussion in the office: He has issues with ED. She doesn't judge him to his face and tries to make the situation as comfortable as possible when he deflates, joking about him needing to eat healthier. He works out all the time, has the body of a God but that "pecker" just won't do. Oral is always their go to. So anyways these last couple of rounds of sex he gives her oral as always and she returns the favor. HERE IS HER ISSUE....The length of time spent sucking is becoming the issue. The question is how long is too long to be sucking or how can you tell a man that it's getting redundant? He does not cum on the regular whether vaginal or oral so she feels like she is just down there wasting time!!! How do you tell a man that if you "have" to stay down there for 20-30 plus minutes because that what it takes for you and sometime that you still do not get off.... that she is just done with it all.

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Next year I went deer hunting with some co-worker over the weekend with no luck but we had a great time. We spend more time eating meat from and drinking alcohol than we did hunting. Maybe next year we will pay more attention to hunting than drinking and eating.

We're 1, can't be 2, we're going to beat the whoopie out of you! Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, after this weekend of college ball, what are your thoughts? How did you team do?? Where did your team end up in the polls??? Just looking at the polls and comparing last week to this week, look at this mess.

Need a good girl to swallow my load I’m in VA this weekend going back to Nashville Tuesday. Where all the white women that love young black cock?