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toliet paper ............... 2024/3/18
this rabbit is sitting under a tree taking his morning dump
and along walks a big bear and leans against the tree and
the little rabbit is so scared that he is clinched up too tight to squeeze one out
the bear notices him and says morning rabbit to which the
rabbit replies m m morning mr bear while trying his best to finish and run
away <br><br>
the bear grunts a couple times and ...
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The Heaven year itch 2024/2/18
When you die and go up rather than down, you are asked a question
and must answer it correctly to pass through the gates.
There is a blonde ahead of me ready to be asked her question
and she is all fidgety and nervous ... I heard St Peter mutter
to himself, 'Lord Father, she seems like a nice girl
so I will ask her an easy question'... So he asks her
, 'What is the name of Gods only ...
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SLUt....(SaltLake, Ut) 2024/2/18
Back about 10 years ago I was living quite well on the Jersey
shore. Had a great job, beautiful Benz, spent weekends
back up in my hometown next to NYC, spent lots of time at the
beach or on the water, had good times in AC or up in Philly....
It was great ! When I talk about it to people now they often
will ask, 'So what on earth brought you to Salt Lake
City ?' And I tell them ...
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why dont you diet ? 2023/11/30
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
<br><br>
please comment
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I like my women like I like my coffee 2023/10/19
I send it back for not being hot enough!
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Meh 2023/10/10
When did the messenger stop letting new members message
people using points?
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The Engagement Ring 2023/10/9
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
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joke 2023/8/9
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 コメント, 35 閲覧された回数,
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guaranteed weight loss 2023/5/4
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 コメント, 107 閲覧された回数,
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The Biker 2023/3/30
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 2023/3/8
Stick two fingers in his honey
  ...
1 コメント, 87 閲覧された回数,
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I flirted with disaster last night 2022/12/11
Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
0 コメント, 87 閲覧された回数,
80 投票
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Succeed 2022/10/11
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
0 コメント, 168 閲覧された回数,
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Sperm 2022/10/3
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 コメント, 153 閲覧された回数,
138 投票
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Give it to me! 2022/10/3
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 コメント, 150 閲覧された回数,
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Sex Tape 2022/9/25
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 コメント, 128 閲覧された回数,
110 投票
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Fishing 2022/8/2
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 コメント, 177 閲覧された回数,
153 投票
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Mobster joke 2022/8/2
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 コメント, 152 閲覧された回数,
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just coz 2022/7/26
ignore this plz..
1 コメント, 52 閲覧された回数,
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Any? 2022/7/14
Any funny sex jokes anyone would like to share? I think we
can all use a laugh!
0 コメント, 173 閲覧された回数,
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coins 2022/7/4
just for coins
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A common theme 2022/6/26
I see a lot of posts for points
0 コメント, 152 閲覧された回数,
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A common theme 2022/6/26
I see a lot of posts for points
1 コメント, 132 閲覧された回数,
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A common theme 2022/6/26
I see a lot of posts for points
2 コメント, 97 閲覧された回数,
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hmm 2022/5/14
for points bcoz im poor
4 コメント, 142 閲覧された回数,
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Confronting hate 2022/3/30
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 コメント, 79 閲覧された回数,
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points 2022/3/15
just for points
1 コメント, 111 閲覧された回数,
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A laughting motorcycle 2021/8/16
What do you call a laughting motorcycle? <br><br>
A Yamahahaha
5 コメント, 213 閲覧された回数,
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Any funny Sex Stories 2021/8/12
Anyone love to share something funny that has occurred
in bed?
2 コメント, 159 閲覧された回数,
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Airplanes 2021/8/11
I have a joke about airplanes, but it seems to go over peoples
heads.
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